This utterly unnecessary fix has an impressive list of features.
- ‘Paper-like’ magnetized ink display: almost like paper!
- Digital Rights Curtailment. You buy it; we keep it.
- Limited range of titles. Available material subject to the manufacturer’s commercial interests and marketplace demand.
- Poor user interface lacking basic file organisation tools.
- Small display of invariant proportions.
- Unable to display colour images.
- Half or less than half the dot resolution of commercially printed paper.
- Displays 16 levels of grey, the square-root of the greys available on this video display screen.
- Allows days of continuous reading time. After device is recharged for 4 hours, you’re back in business for days more reading.
- Relies on state-of-the-art wireless communications network to function.
- Unavailable where electricity supply unavailable.
- Available intermittently where electricity supply intermittent.
- Lifetime expires as soon as 3G wireless connectivity protocols and hardware become obsolete.
- CAUTION: Fragile. Do not drop, flex, expose to moisture, extreme heat or cold, or place under heavy items. No user serviceable parts inside. Battery non-disposable and costs the same as a soft-cover novel.
- Cost: only ten times the price of a large hardback novel.
- Contents not included in purchase price.
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